Those talented staffers at the Wall Street Journal are at it again, giving me plenty of goodies for the second posting in my Gotcha series. Here are their cleverly composed headlines for articles published in the newspaper during the month of March 2014.
What Angelina and Gwyneth Taught Me
Iditarod? Ha! These Guys Race Bar Stools
Selfies Bring Ashtags to Lent
Nail Shades for Hands of a Certain Age
Where Furs Go After Winter
Vacation In a Cab
Even Olympians Can’t Help Wheaties
Recalling the Days When Democrats Cut Taxes
America’s Strategic Shoe Reserve
On College Campuses, Big Brains Turn the Tables and Feast on Zombies
Tales of a Would-Be Pretty Boy
Little Juiced Coupes
In This Beauty Pageant, The One With the Most Wrinkles Wins
What Would Plato Do?
A Blue to Dye For
The Right Answer Is “No”
That Doorbell Looks Innocent, But It May Be a Federal Offender
Latest Bitcoin Craze? Actual Bank Vaults
The Sandwich That Conquered America
and my personal favorite:
Clashing Over Office Clutter: “I’m Not Messy, I’m Creative”
bemuzin 
Comments on: "March Gotcha’s" (6)
Hee hee, love it! What would Plato do? is my new mantra 😉
You are such a brainiac!
Ooo I love ‘I’m not messy, I’m creative!!!” lol I should make a sign for my craft room that says that!
Yes, we creative people understand that message, don’t we?! Thanks for visiting.
I gotta go with the Plato line. But I’d probably ask, What would Milton do? 🙂
What’s your answer ?!?